islap

a sudden urge to slap someone's face using an iphone

Angie: "Spil youre ugly"
Spil " shut up before i islap you"

by jujuperou February 4, 2010

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islit

when you are dancing at the club and loosing your fucking marbles because the dj is so good and everyone are high on life and you actually want to live for the first time ever

friend: how is the club tonight?
you: islit

by ylfuss October 7, 2018

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IRLIP

In real life in public.

Person 1: So have you met her IRL yet?
Person 2: No, but we're meeting IRLIP soon.

by StressMom May 31, 2015

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Leading another person to believe that you are unable to read or write for the purpose of gaining sympathy from that person. This may lead to feelings of embarrassment/bewilderment on the part of the illipulated person. The illipulator will generally feel amusement and may gain favors as a result of this fabrication.

Stan totally illipulated the waiter so the poor guy had to read the entire menu out loud. What an ass.

She wanted to give me a book so I told her I was still trying to learn how to read. I felt a little guilty about illipulating her but then she kept the book and I got laid!

by pescadoree May 23, 2018

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islifegetting

Geography God, don't test this fella on geography, it won't end well for you. Also a loyal follower of Pipstar.

islifegetting just beat me in tmp2 again, too many geography questions!

by gdotdog February 3, 2022

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iLip

(n): when you need to use your iPhone but you are wearing gloves, and are forced to use your lower lip for basic calling functions.

"It was too cold to take off my gloves so i called Brian using my iLip."

"I didn't want to take off my gloves to answer Brooke's call so I used my iLip to slide the answer bar."

"The only downfall of the iPhone is that the screen doesn't respond when you are wearing gloves. That's where the iLip comes in handy."

by UIC123 May 11, 2010

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