American: "I'm Irish!"
Me: Oh cool, were your parents born there?
American: No...
Me: Grandparents?
American: No, but my greatgreat great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was!
The toughest motherfuckers to have walked this earth. Don't fuck with the Irish, unless you like having no teeth and your girlfriend being fucked by Irish dudes.
"Yo, he's trying to pick a fight with me."
"Let's goknock his teeth out and fuck his girlfriend. That's what the Irish do."
1. From Ireland.
2. The language that is only spoken in a minority of small areas in Ireland. The rest just have plain English.
1. 'Hello. I'm Irish.' (from Ireland)
2. 'Dia dhuit'='Hello'
'Maróidh mé thú le mo bhata mór'='I'm going to kill you with my big bat'
'Is maith liom do shrón'='I like your nose'