Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.

Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

dirtbag infestation

When one notices a large number of dirtbag activity amongst ones peers.

Grab the dirtbackinator, we seem to have a dirtbag infestation.

by Dirtbackinator September 21, 2015

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

Under investigation

American media's favorite word

Some spit on bathroom floor of the factory where I work. My manager said spitgate was not under investigation.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2025

Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 5, 2025