Introvert

A word that got so fucking ruined by meme channels I can't look at it anymore and think that's it's normal. These fucking bastards who make introvert memes and get it wrong should be locked up and probably be sentenced to death.

*searches introvert definition on google* google: introvert is a person who is always alone and speaks to nobody and is always fearful of talking to people or expressing emotio-
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPP!

by OIivers March 25, 2021

ejactose intolerant

When spoog routinely upsets your tummy.

Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"

by Cam McCormick February 2, 2005

introretrogestion

A mode of eating popularized by Eric Cartman highlighted by jamming food into the rectum and deficating out of the mouth instead of vice versa. Eric won a $20 bet with his Jew-friend Kyle for proving that introretrogestion is humanly feasible.

Popcorn is one food that would be difficult to eat using introretrogestion.

by Condor September 22, 2006

Capsaicin intolerance

Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.

Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.

Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.

*30 years later

*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.

Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!

Person 2: Holy crap!

*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.

Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!

Person 1: That's my boy.

Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

InTrollsive

Professional Herobrine troller.

You just pulled a InTrollsive

by CGTVAlex March 28, 2015

Introsuction

A deceptive software demonstration downplaying the slowness or difficulty of actual operation with phrases like "isn't this great?" "You can do this!" "Almost realtime rendering!"
The seller uses oleaginous phrases and a kidstuff demonstration, leading the victim to falsely believe that the same stupendous calculation speed occurs with an elaborate detailed model of a hospital or the complex spreadsheet of an international corporation.

"Dang! They got me believing that my hotel project would render as fast as their little 3D house model. What a lie! I'm a fool! It was an Introsuction!"

by DwightUrban January 25, 2009

Introvert

The most understanding and loving types of people you'll ever meet! Unfortunately, they are often taken for granted by society, but once they feel safe in their environment, you'll see their true and real colours. If you ever find one, don't hesitate to get to know them, but be warned they do require a bit of patience, but they will get there eventually ;)

Personally, I'm an introvert guy myself, and I'm not writing this, because I'm one, but because my introverted friends are the best ;)

P.s. not all introverts are antisocial or shy, they just value their alone time a lot

Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Introvert: I'm doing alright wby?

Few months later...

Best friends ever!

by AReallyRandomDude February 20, 2022