Scottish Independence

A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.

Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?

Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.

by Junk Junk August 26, 2009

Excuse My Independence

Commonly referred as EMI, Excuse my independence was a local punk rock band founded in Toronto, Canada. It's members included vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Vittorio Spanu (V.J); Lead guitarist, Sam Jerez; Bass guitarist, Christian Jimenez and drummer, Jorge Villeda. The band had a lot of potential and most of their songs were starting to become very popular, nevertheless, argues and complains that summoned between the drummer and the other three members brought the band to an indefinite hiatus that has lasted until today. Recently, Bass player, Christian Jimenez, confirmed a reunion concert that will take place some time during May of 2010 in which V.J, Sam and himself will play some of their favourite covers including hits from their never released album "From heartache to headache." In addition, ex drummer, Jorge Villeda, was not invited to make part of this reunion concert.

"I wish my band was as famous as Excuse My Independence would have ever been"

by Rivers Retmor April 25, 2010

The Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

Thats is the hole The Declaration of Independence

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America

I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.

by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008

Dominican Independence Day

dominican independence day is a date on February 27 to celebrate their independence and wear Blue, White, And Red with a dominican flag 🇩🇴

dumb bitch: Why are everyone wearing Blue ,white and ,red with a dominican flag?

Y/n: It’s February 27, dominican independence day 🇩🇴

by suckmyballsandchokeonthem April 23, 2022

Turkish War of Independence

The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.

"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."

by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017

The Independence School

The Independence School is located in Newark, Delaware. It is inhabited by a large amount of preps, yet a small preportion of them are punks. The teachers seem to take the side of the preps due to them looking like they are interested in school. Many of the preppy kids move onto another VERY preppy school. Tatnall. If you do not like preps i advise you not to take one step in either of these schools or you will be very disgusted.

Yo, do u go to Mckean(punk school)
No way. Can't u tell I go to Independence by the way I dress?

by anonymous March 23, 2005