Ultra Instinct

Ultra Instinct is a great transformation in dragon Ball super. In here goku has the ability to dodge any attack

Goku: Look vegeta, this form is stronger than yours, its called ultra Instinct, one if my strongest forms.

Vegeta: DAMN YOU, I ONLY HAVE SUPER SAIYAN BLUE EVOLUTION

by Tristan Metellus August 10, 2021

jerk off instructor

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.

That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.

by Jinx Winchester October 17, 2020

Ski Instructor

Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".

Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.

by Favnuts April 25, 2008

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

instinct boner

An erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. Instinct boners often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.

Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.

I could not stay awake in class today. I had a huge instinct boner and I spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.

by KnifeStrauzen May 23, 2011

Instigator

a person who drags out a situation when it’s never that deep.

“Travis why do you always drag out a situation, why are you an instigator?”

by brittiannagotdetwap November 19, 2020

pure instinct and swag

the ability to learn, attend instruction, or develop a skill without the use of deliberate notetaking, practice, or studying; just go in, look forward at the visuals, and shit just goes into da brain.

I passed three classes this semester using pure instinct and swag; I didn't even go to class the last five weeks!

by himalayadude22222 February 1, 2023