Instagrandma

A grandma who collects and overshares her grandkids’ photos, but doesn’t actively engage in raising them

Maeve: like usual, Maryann has shown me ton of pictures of her grandkids, but when I asked her when was the last time she spent some time with them, she couldn’t give me an answer..
Linda: she’s such an Instagrandma, isn’t she

by TaiCat December 21, 2021

Instagrandma

A grandma who collects and overshares her grandkids’ photos, but doesn’t actively engage in raising them

Maeve: Maryann always has so many pictures of her grandkids on her Facebook, but when I asked her when she saw them last time, she couldn’t tell me!
Linda: she’s such an Instagrandma, isn’t she

by TaiCat December 21, 2021

instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”

by k & e July 7, 2022

instagranted

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.

Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.

by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024

Instantaneous Verticality

When a function is continuous but has an undefined derivative.

That right there is instantaneous Verticality!

by Marett's Definitions Writer October 28, 2025