instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.

I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.

by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014

Instabeef

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.

Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!

by nig4eva January 20, 2013

instane

When you combine the words Insane and Unstable, you get instane for short.

Insane + Unstable = Instane
That guy is completely Instane.

by Puma October 19, 2004

instanet

The very small portion of the Internet that is instant.

I found a bunch of pictures of ramen on the instanet.

by sucramreverse October 7, 2009

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

instacon

Profile picture for Instagram.

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"

by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015

Instaboost

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.

" i want to work at Instaboost Media."

by disco99 May 4, 2021