inflatable life partner

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

by Bigroar May 22, 2018

inflatable

Something that you fill with air or gas. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

The inflatables in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade were spectacular this year! Did you remember to get the pump for the inflatable mattresses?

by tailit November 29, 2013

inflammable

Capable of drawing in flame

The gasoline vapors from the ruptured tank were inflammable.

by Gary June 20, 2003

inflammable

things you can light on fire for fun when your high.

the cats tail is very inflammable

by Stevie November 26, 2003

huge inflatable banana

something that George Michael likes to play with. Favourable with Batty boys.

George Michael: " I originally had huge inflatable banana but I changed it to fudge packer!"

by Robert Watt July 21, 2008

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

inflammable

Something that can combust.

Warning, Chemical is inflammable!

by Chris June 24, 2003