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Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.
Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"
by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018
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inflation

n. 1 a sexual practice in which the practicioner inflates his or her stomach by inserting air or fluid into his or her rectum, usually with a pump.
2 a fetish involving inflation of all or part of the body (think Violet in Charlie in the Chocolate Factory), usually the stomach. This fetish tends to be related to furries and is often portrayed in an outwardly non-sexual context.
Inflation is a great alternative for people with a pregnancy fetish.
by Xantu November 27, 2006
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inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person
Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."
by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010
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Blueberry Inflation

A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.
When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation
by Coffeecakedemon March 20, 2020
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Weast Infection

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.
(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...
by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011
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inflation

n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.
..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...
by OliverS May 16, 2005
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inflatious

adjective
(of a price or amount charged) unreasonably high
Girl, you paid $100 for those shoes?! Damn, that's inflatious!
by e-lane June 7, 2011
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