Indianapolis

1. A cool city in the Midwestern United States that's home to 800,000 people. Has a thriving downtown core and is perhaps best known for hosting a big ass race in the spring. Some parts are diverse and have good schools.


2. A city with shitty weather


3. Home of the Colts

1. Indianapolis is the only good thing left in Indiana

2. No matter where you might live, the weather is pretty much always going to be worse in Indianapolis

3. Let's go to Indianapolis next month for the Colts-Bengals game

by Naptownnnnn July 3, 2008

Indianapolis

Indianapolis is not actually the 12th biggest city in the US. They do this by annexing everything around it, the city proper is 28th. It is a city characterized by suburban sprawl, strip malls, chain restaurants, crime, bad weather, fat people, bad vibes, and an overall lack of culture. Its like an all-you-can eat buffet-style restaurant. A place to avoid.

(Guy driving behind a garbage truck in the summer - to his friend): "This reminds me of Indianapolis."

by James Hebert October 2, 2007

Indianapolis

The capital of Indiana and second largest state capital. It may be America’s 12th largest single city (but it’ s metro area ranks 28th) and growing for some reason, but this city is Lousy with a capital-L. There is no diversity. No culture. No nightlife. No job growth. No high paying or high-tech jobs for that matter and most are in manufacturing. No greenspace. No scenery. No mountains. No lakes or even rivers. No seashore. No sizeable suburbs even though its largest, Carmel, has about 80,00 estimated however. Too many foreclosures. No reliable public transportation system. No lightrail system and NEVER will be. No sidewalks. And not even a descent skyline: it hasn’t changed since its tallest building, the Chase Tower was completed in 1990. The city is afraid of thinking big and only builds “skyscrapers” of only 20 stories or so that it considers tall for some reason. What a joke. Even smaller Nashville, TN will soon have a skyline that will be considerably larger. Indy recently ranked as America’s worst city for singles according to Forbes magazine. The city’s inefficient bus system called IndyGo uses buses that pollute pollute pollute. Not one city or school bus uses a hybrid or electric engine. And Indy’s people drive drive drive everywhere. Nobody takes public transportation because it hardly exists. For this reason Indianapolis is a major contributor to air pollution.

I can see why this place is called NapTown. It should be called ComatoseTown. Even cities half its size are more lively. I can see why it has the cheapest housing of any “large” metro area because nobody in America, except Indiana residents want to move there. Don’t move here unless you are at least in your thirties and have a family. If your single, stay away or go to Chicago. And to think, this city considers itself “world class.“ What a joke. If you are on I-65 going toward Chicago, keep driving because there is nothing here. It is lousy lousy lousy. And did I mention lousy?

Indianapolis is only a good city if you don't desire any architecture, nightlife, a high paying job, culture or diversity. It sucks for being a "large" city. It could be more considered a large town. Forget being world-class because it will NEVER happen.

by [e-mail] August 14, 2007

indignation

The fattest spell of all time! It's like thundaga on crack. It appears in the Tales of Phantasia series, and was originally used by Archie, the sluttiest character of all time.

Arche: INDIGNATION! EAT THAT MOFO!
Dhaos: Ouch.

by awiergan March 8, 2005

cathedral catholic high school indianapolis

Private Catholic high school in Indianapolis, Indiana. It has around 1200 population filled with people with big wallets, big hears, but big attitudes. There mascot use to be the fighting irish leprechaun, but Notre Dame took it and copy writer it. Now they use a shamrock as a logo. This high school has a unique campus with three main buildings and a large "common grounds" where friends eat, socialize, and skip class. Their huge rival is Chatard High school. Their building, Loretto, is on the list of top ten buildings that are haunted in Indiana. They are known for having "hot" basketball coaches and assistants. The people at Cathedral are sometimes known as the baby making school, and the party school.

Cathedral Catholic High School Indianapolis is filled with smart people who do dumb things.

by Chatard lover January 16, 2014

Indianapolis

America's truck stop

Amid endless cornfields, fast-food chains, ignorant rednecks, and warehouses with $9 an hour jobs, you'll find Indianapolis, the crossroads of America or America's truck stop. A fine place to fill up your gas tank.

by Hoosierequalshopeless October 16, 2008

indianapolis

The capital and largest city of Indiana with over 790,000 residents in the city limits and an additional 1,000,000 in the metro area. Carmel is perhaps its most well-known suburb and lies just north of the city in Hamilton County. It is the 12th largest US city by population--larger than even San Francisco, Baltimore, Boston, Washington DC, Cleveland or Milwaukee. It's The second largest state capital. It's also the fastest-growing large city and metro area in the Midwest. Derogatory titles like India-no-place or Napt-Town (hence, the last syllables NAPOLIS in its name)no longer apply. It's often called the Crossroads of America, the Cinderella of the Rust Belt, the Amateur Sports Capital or "Indy" as is most common among locals and Hoosiers. It's a basketball crazed town that is divided in loyalty between the Indiana Hoosiers and Purdue Boilermakers. Ignorant Michiganders to the north often call it Indiana, confusing it with its state.

Indianapolis is in the midst of a transformation from being a sleepy, industrial, Midwest metropolis to a more vibrant and modern one of today. The city has spent billions of $$ developing its downtown: Circle Center Mall, Conseco Fieldhouse, White River State Park, a new airport and a new Lucas Oil Stadium for the 2007 Super Bowl champs, the NFL's Colts.

Its residents suffer from somewhat of an inferiority complex. They often think Indy is the end of all places and is an undesirable hole. This is hardly the truth. Major national media publications have lauded the Indianapolis area for its afforable cost of living, excellent reputation in the arts, a healthy and steadily-growing economy and a growing population. Eli Lilly, a major pharmaceutical manufacturer has its headquarters in the middle of the city and is a well respected Fortune 500 company.

All in all, Indianapolis is a damn fine town to live in and has much to be proud of. It's my hometown and I'm damn proud to be from there.

Indianapolis is a nice city.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007