Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
.

by Soulflared April 8, 2022

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020