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Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.
Bill: What happened bro?
Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.
Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...
Bill: What happened bro?
Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.
Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...
by Gunslinger August 24, 2010
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- To get your strength. This often occurs directly before you kick anothers ass.
- Other worldly strenght that one finds inside themselves before comitting super human acts.
- Other worldly strenght that one finds inside themselves before comitting super human acts.
My brother really pissed me off the other day when he spit on me. I got my implex and beat his ass to a pulp.
by jojo21 May 26, 2007
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"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
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Get the dick implosion mug.This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.
by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006
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Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.
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