penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

cochlear implants

the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear

hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants

by IceDragon362 January 19, 2020

Trans-Fur Implant

A semi-permanent way of turning ones self into an anthropomorphic animal...
by means of fur implanted into the skin, also including: structural implants and bone lengthening, whisker implants, complete nose surgery, claw implants with nail shaping, ear replacement and reshaping with ear canal extension, paw-pad implants and a fully adaptable tail extension.

person one: i wish i could be a real fur...

person two: well you could try trans-fur implants...

by Toran-Zufa Jinzu November 14, 2010

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

Implant

Usually associated with the breast, but can be inserted in the Penis and as collagen in the lips.
Silicon - Implants, make the Tits look good!.

My implants make my Tits look bigger than before!. Thankyou Plastic Surgeon!

Or: Wow, My dick is 12in long!!..

by leichenhalle August 29, 2003

iPlague

The slowly spreading disease in which companies and products are infected.

Symptoms: Taking the name of the company/product and putting a lower case " i " in front of it; different font for the " i."

Origin: The very first iPod

iGoogle, iHome, iPlague, etc

by Nicolas-Sarkozy July 6, 2010