a dumbass website which induces side effects that include bouts of 'insanity', 'rage', 'suicidal thoughts' and more.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Example:
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
by blueberry_pancakes January 16, 2019
Get the ixlmug. A terrible (worse than terrible) math and language arts website that teachers assign to their students so they get paid more
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
by joshyyyyaboymate February 26, 2019
Get the ixlmug. 1. A time when you do something wrong and get hit hard or complete something frustrating and barely get rewarded
2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn
2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn
1. Bob: I just ixled
Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled
Randy: go back to the shock theory chair
Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled
Randy: go back to the shock theory chair
by Toxicdue October 19, 2017
Get the Ixlmug. A website that teachers use to anally rape kids with a sledgehammer and make them want to fucking die.
*Principal walks into class*
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL
by thatsuicidalgingercunt February 28, 2019
Get the Ixlmug. The most fucked up stupid-ass website where it feels like you are studying Calculus in Pre-K. Your parents and teachers force you to do this bullshit and it promotes ideas of questioning life, suicidal thoughts, depression, and emotional damage.
Paul Mishkin: Bro I am the best person in the world because I created IXL
The millions of people who went emo because of this and are about to start WWIII: B#tc! you gon' die ☠️
The millions of people who went emo because of this and are about to start WWIII: B#tc! you gon' die ☠️
by JeemboJeembo March 2, 2023
Get the ixlmug. Why did you get a F? You were supposed to learn, not fail.
The fucking ass-like teacher got lazy and assigned us Ixl instead.
Oh that explains it.
The fucking ass-like teacher got lazy and assigned us Ixl instead.
Oh that explains it.
by The kid tortured with ixl April 3, 2019
Get the Ixlmug. by The kid tortured with ixl April 3, 2019
Get the Ixlmug.