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Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun
Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...
by Pectabyte March 22, 2005
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Darkhat Investigative Services

Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.
by Froggggy April 28, 2013
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instigationmachine

1. a cool dude
2. me
hi i'm instigationmachine
by instigationmachine May 12, 2004
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investidating

the selection of mate for assumed future monetary gain
lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh I get it... you're investidating

cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size
by serrabelle May 11, 2011
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investigaying

the process in which someone tries to figure out his or her sexual identity, generally involving experimenting with others of the same sex.
"Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, right? Didn't she date Samantha Ronson?"
"No, I think she was just investigaying. I'm pretty sure she's straight...for now."
by thugprincezz May 8, 2013
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incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.
The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.
by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008
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Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.
Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.
by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010
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