instasplooge

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1
Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?
Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2
Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

by Erin Scott April 4, 2008

Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010

intrasexual

A person that only has sexual intercourse with him/herself. They do not mate with members of either gender, rather they keep to themselves, pleasing only themselves. They are their own sex toy.

Tonette does not like men or women because she is an intrasexual and cannot be pleased by either gender.

by djeyeless (The Kielbasa) February 9, 2004

Instaslam

Sexual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster sex generally.

Bro 1: Did you sleep with that hipster girl from Friday's party? I saw you guys sharing a tall boy of PBR.
Bro 2: Instaslammed her! Mad awkward though, she's in Art 403 with me.

by Brosephilus February 23, 2013

Instasteam

Instasteam is the intense raise of temperature during sex or making out that creates sweaty conditions and steam on windows.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night and man there was INSTASTEAM !!

by dayandficklecreatedinstasteam June 14, 2009

instashade

When you don't like an Instagram because they have already received "enough" likes. Their Instagram post is not worthy of your like. You have no more "likes" to give.

Johnny was scrolling through Instagram and realized Sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. He thinks, I could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? Johnny throws Instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

by Ryno13 October 13, 2016

intasar

Cute , outgoing person ,keeps the vibe going on , freak too

She's a intasar man

by Cutiewithecurlyhair March 15, 2017