Pizzamatic Immunity

A tendency of police officers to be relatively lenient towards pizza delivery guys, especially those with lighted pizza-place signs on their cars.

Sean: I got pulled over for speeding last delivery.
Dante: Get a ticket?
Sean: Of course not, gotta love Pizzamatic Immunity!

by DanteP January 11, 2009

Keyboard Immunity

The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.

Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.

Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.

Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*

OH SHI-

As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.

by Phauxed January 14, 2011

Academic Immunity

The ability to not give a crap about school, homework, or studying, disregard them near-completely, and still achieve a passing grade.

I noticed my academic immunity take a hard dive when those teacher-bitches moved me up into accelerated classes.

by WingsofaDracky September 13, 2011

Paranormal Immunity

The special type of protection to X-Files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. People with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. They also develop an innate aversion to the phrases "Did you hear that?" and "What was that noise?"

"Did you hear that noise?" - Scared Shitless Friend #1
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee

"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee

by enicot December 1, 2010

Herd immunity

Too many humans, from young ages, are taught to normalise abuse, cruelty, and discrimination of various kinds. While, in recent human history, we have gained awareness about discrimination against our fellow humans, we are still unaware and/or insensitive to discrimination against non-human animals. When you have such a large human animal population that is insensitive to non-human animal cruelty (aka herd immunity), it is hard to have a real, honest conversation about animal rights. For example, animal rights advocates have to explain why sexual assault of non-human animal is cruel. Why taking babies away from mother pigs or mother cows is cruel.

Herd immunity is among the major hindrance for animal rights.

by Social-media Wordsmith May 10, 2020

blazed immunity

total disregard for friends, boyfriends/girlfriends or ex's for any stupid thing you said or did when under the influence of marijuana (such as random ass texts, phone calls, confessions facebook updates, etc.)
similar to drunken immunity, only you're blazed.

friend: "duude, wtf was up with last night's facebook updates about my mom's 'massive tits'?"
you: "i plead blazed immunity!!"

by annnamariie July 9, 2010

turd immunity

Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.

Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.

by MissLadyGrim December 16, 2015