2 definitions by enicot
The special type of protection to X-Files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. People with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. They also develop an innate aversion to the phrases "Did you hear that?" and "What was that noise?"
"Did you hear that noise?" - Scared Shitless Friend #1
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee
"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee
"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee
by enicot November 29, 2010
The act of admitting you are dumb in an attempt to be funny that, even when successful, still establishes that you are dumb. The utterer relishes in the fact that his behaviors and/or beliefs are deliberately simplistic, in an attempt to escape any form of reflection or growth.
A: Why did you buy the new iPhone?
B: Man I love Apple, I'll buy anything they put out without a second thought, even actual apples.
A: Dumbragging there, man. Dumbragging.
A: Did you watch the presidential debate last night?
B: Lol no, I don't have the attention span to listen to that people
A: You know who to vote for?
B: Course I do!
B: Man I love Apple, I'll buy anything they put out without a second thought, even actual apples.
A: Dumbragging there, man. Dumbragging.
A: Did you watch the presidential debate last night?
B: Lol no, I don't have the attention span to listen to that people
A: You know who to vote for?
B: Course I do!
by enicot February 23, 2019