First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

by marcalite July 16, 2016

Less than impressed

A more sarcastic way of saying "f*ing unimpressed " when you're in polite society

I'm less than impressed with your silliness.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

Imptress

A dangerous female who enchants males for personal gain or wealth. She craves to be worshipped. Comes across as super nice but has dark hidden motives.

Friend 1: Dave has changed it’s like he’s been bewitched!!!

Friend 2: It’s her, she’s an Imptress!!!

by Dreamboy June 10, 2022

impressedness

The feeling of being impressed by something or someone.

I am torn between impressedness at your dedication and concern that you clearly have nothing to do.

by mgtr September 16, 2011

JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.

"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"

by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011

First impressions

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

Impressing

Something is so depressing, it's impressive.

Barrett: I've held onto this brown bic for an entire semester. I never lost it and it's finally about to go out.

Trey: That's impressing.

by Barrettis Maximus December 20, 2010