To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.
Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?
by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009
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by LETIV October 28, 2009
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Get the iBola mug.West african shrub, used as a stimulant and entheogen by the Bwiti cult.
This entheogen is sacred to the syncretic Christian Bwiti cult of the Fang people of Gabon. It is also used at lower doses as a stimulant and aphrodisiac. Adherents to the cult believe use of eboka allows them to contact their ancestors. Initiation into the cult involves consuming large quantities of the drug (which in a few cases has lead to death), for the purposes of "breaking open the head".
Outside Africa, iboga extracts as well as the purified alkaloid ibogaine are used in treating opiate addiction. The therapy may last several days and upon completion the subject is generally no longer physically dependent.
This entheogen is sacred to the syncretic Christian Bwiti cult of the Fang people of Gabon. It is also used at lower doses as a stimulant and aphrodisiac. Adherents to the cult believe use of eboka allows them to contact their ancestors. Initiation into the cult involves consuming large quantities of the drug (which in a few cases has lead to death), for the purposes of "breaking open the head".
Outside Africa, iboga extracts as well as the purified alkaloid ibogaine are used in treating opiate addiction. The therapy may last several days and upon completion the subject is generally no longer physically dependent.
by asceta July 16, 2008
Get the iboga mug.The iBook is a laptop computer from Apple.
The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.
OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.
OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
"Oh dear god, I just turned on my PC Notebook, and I get this fricken' Blue screen of death!!"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."
"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."
"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
by Eric the Wolf March 25, 2005
Get the iBook mug.The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.
Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
by scobb August 17, 2008
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