A Hypocrite is one of these:
1)
One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2)
One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A
chav.
Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on!
Damn peers gimme more
speed!"
3)
Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."