Hypochondria

Hypochondria This is a phobia. Often misunderstood, hypochondria is the fear of having a serious illness. People with hypochondria have a genuine phobia that they or someone they love will die of some disease or another. It is not a psychosomatic condition. Nor is the person always 'sick' as seems to be the common misconception of this very devastating fear.

Hypochondria is when you have a cold you might think you have something much worse that could kill you.

by misstash007 March 19, 2015

Hypobole

A drastic understatement. The opposite of hyperbole.

To say that the weather in Los Angeles "isn't bad" is hypobole.

by Jamin' September 25, 2005

Hypochristian

One who uses religion as a weapon or shield for personal gain or for the sole purpose of performing devious acts of some sort.

Many television evangelists, some priests and a few people I have met are total Hypochristians.

by The gorilla man January 16, 2013

Hypoclit

Some one who is hypocritical about others sexual endeavors and then proceeds to engage in multiple repulsive clitoral adventures consecutively.

A long day of shit talking and one 40 oz. of beer led her to the canyon where she was fucked twice by two separate salmon seekers rendering her a hypoclit for life... her parents would be proud.

by Ronis Mcfinnigan September 5, 2009

Hypospermia

When you're sperm is always cold

I jerked off last night and my cum was ice cold, must be hypospermia

by Dspice October 20, 2016

HYPOCRAT

A repulsive contradicting democrat

The hypocrats always preach about climate change and then hop on their private jet to spend the weekend in south of France

by Hahahaha🖕 February 11, 2021

Hypnosuck

Anything related to the culture of using irregular eye movements and tongue to deliberately trigger all sort of kinky submissions.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.

Hey horny toad! Quit watching that hypnosuck and let's play a board game!

by DiamondDouche September 11, 2023