Hurkles

A mutant form of herpes that originated from George Washington and hookers. It is originally purple, but becomes fatal when it turns black.

Damn! I have hurkles.

by derpies101 August 5, 2012

Hurkey

When you use products only found in a turkey to make a girl squeal like a pig.

I just hurkied that girl so hard that she had piglets
Last night i heard my roomate hurkey his girlfriend

by piggybank67 December 27, 2009

Hurkey

A female's genital (twat) that is too big and looks like the flap of skin that hangs from a turkey's beak called a wattle and snood. There are a few reasons why a woman's genitals are big
1. She is black or Mexican
2. She is really fat
3. She is a really really really big slut
Calling someone a hurkey can be as bad calling someone a cunt, or worst if used right= it can be racist, sexist and extremely mean...i love it!!!

My brother called his ex a hurkey and he pulled the skin from his neck down and while shaking it he made turkey noises...she cried!!!!==

by Alynae' March 8, 2009

hurkmans

town drunk who hates fags and has fetish for sheeps

damn , do you see that drunk humping a sheep , he must be a hurkmans

by pieter hendriks April 22, 2006

hurkin

(v.)missing someone or something very badly, jonesing

C: When is M coming again?
S: I won't see here for like two weeks dude, it better go fast cuz I'm hurkin!

by CerSer March 1, 2009

Hurkaburp

The noise that a hiccup and burp make.

For example, I was sitting in the back seat of my friends car and I let out a hiccup and a burp.

Ex. Damn she be lettin out a hurkaburp.

Ex. Oops I let out a hurkaburp

by monarch_mayhem May 3, 2020

Hurkia

Hurkea’s personal ho 🧸🚬

Hurkea owns Hurkia

by Knovzie September 26, 2021