humpy

When you're hungry and it makes you grumpy.

Let's go eat, you don't want to see my humpy.

by Spazkles July 16, 2017

humpy dumpy

Someone with a big dump truck asss. Someone who prefers a dirty bulk diet and is therefore on the larger end (almost pregnant looking). It is vital to avoid these people as they track their calories and spend 3 hours daily at the gym, whilst showing no results but keep saying 'the cut will be insane!'

Have you seen Dylan Wood recently, he's got a fat asss from all that bulking. May as well call him humpy dumpy Dylan!

by humpydumpydylan February 21, 2023

Humpy

Same as sexy, but used when you don’t want your little kids aren’t old enough for you to be comfortable saying the word sex.

“Hey humpy lady!! Oppan Gangnam style“

by Kjscyp October 20, 2020

humpy dory

when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.

My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.

by doubledutchwindmill February 21, 2014

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

Humpy day, is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024

Humpy

Someone who is a bit chubby “ dumpy” but still really hot. Hot and dumpy. “ Humpy”

Dat bitch is hot, look at that bumper. She is Humpy.

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 14, 2017