When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).
I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.
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Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!
Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!
by KATYPOPS December 7, 2006
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The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008
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