humphrey bogarting

A snazzier version of "beaugarding."

To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.

He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.

by abigail tobey October 1, 2010

Humphrey Bogart

When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.

There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.

by TheAngryInch April 20, 2010

Mkenzie Humphrey

Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"

Hey look at that guy talking to Megan. He's such a mkenzie humphrey

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019

Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.

Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger

A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.

Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.

by MichellePeck June 22, 2021

Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011