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The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
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Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.
That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.
"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede
by PotatoePig September 7, 2023
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).
For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.
by Spudoncus March 21, 2021
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Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
by happyanus July 9, 2018
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Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position
by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019
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