Hubet

A girl who is Horrendously Ugly But Extremely Thin - H-U-B-E-T which makes her nearly good enough to nail based on her bod not the face.

Marcus - "Have you seen that bird dude, shes got a right dodgy face!"

Slayer - "But have you seen her body? Shes a defo Hubet man, id smash her coz of her super thin arms!"

by thedean84 October 1, 2010

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

Hubei Express

Being exposed to catching the coronavirus and or serious and immediate danger.

Jake was on a business trip to China recently. He rode the Hubei Express hard.

by john510runner March 3, 2020

huebel

A veteran rider on the bitter train.

Rob needs to get over that stupid bitch. He's being a total huebel.

by Sven Deez November 29, 2006

Hubbluh

The insertion of ones penis into the nose of their sexual partner and coming out of their ear.

Hey, Kim, Want to go behind the school and Hubbluh ?

by DrMessedUpShiat October 18, 2010

Hubese

Someone who is so fat that they are neither humongous nor obese but hubese

Nikki is morbidly hubese

by a concerned friend of nikki August 7, 2012

Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019