How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

How old are you?

Don't fall for it-

Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.

by dances23tr3 March 8, 2022

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

how many layers of irony are you on?

like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.

Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C

by HandleThatIsntUsedBySomeoneEls February 27, 2019

Where you are and how you're dressed

Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?

A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."

by Ewell December 1, 2006

show you how the biscuits are made

To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.

"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"

by Thewhaler801 August 30, 2016

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021