houser

n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?

by Lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013

houseroom

The most horrific thing in the word. Frequently entirely silent.

Damn, houseroom! Its horrible!

by Luciaeqrg March 29, 2009

housercise

Fitness Aerobic workout using House music and dance moves. Throw shapes get fit Shaaaaaaapes oioi!

Fuck Zumba that's boring lets go Housercise.

by dat_guy1 August 22, 2014

hourrezy

Curse of death

The Native Americans would wish hourrezy on their enemys.

by Kzuneou Janghi September 16, 2017

Housered

When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.

Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “

by BIGBLACKCLOCK69 December 3, 2017

Houser

A man who denies he is homosexual, although he is obviously and blatantly gay. He is so gay, that his ears are stretched out from hundreds of men using them as handles while he performed oral sex. Although he is meek, mild and viewed as a pussy by straight men, his constant self loathing has created an extreme hate of America and veterans. A Houser will often have a girlfriend, but the relationships never go anywhere. Girlfriends are merely a feeble attempt to conceal his homosexuality. To get mental relief from living a lie, a Houser will drink and dance in a flamboyant manner. The origins of the homosexuality can often be traced back to high school wrestling, when the Houser used the sport as an excuse dress in a tight singlet and roll around with men.

Todd: “I was stopped by an obviously gay police officer today. I tried to get off with a warning, so I started flirting to arouse the cop. He meekly denied being gay, and issued me a ticket.”

Tim: “I know that Officer, he’s a Houser!”

by Jihad Todd July 22, 2022

Housered

Getting head while pooping.

Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.

by The poo woman April 19, 2024