hospice

The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.

Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.

by markvw59 April 26, 2011

Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"

by PTSpice July 6, 2009

compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.

I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.

by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008

hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006

Texas Hotpocket

You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket

Helro! Why did you give her a texas hotpocket!

by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009

Vegan Hotpocket

Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.

by ReduxGM October 12, 2011

Hopicorn

a single female who portrays to be a unicorn in the lifestyle but is using the lifestyle HOPING some dick falls in her and develop feelings and a monogamous relationship.

a single female who portrays to be a unicorn in the swinger lifestyle but is using the swinger lifestyle, HOPING a man that is in the swinger lifestyle falls in her and develop feelings and a monogamous relationship.

Betty is such a Hopicorn when it comes to the men in the swinger lifestyle.

by Tagnar February 11, 2015