hotline bling

When you have a diamond encrusted phone and it rings.

It doesn't 'ring ring' it goes 'bling bling'

Oh look my diamond encrusted phone is hotline blinging!!!

by downwitdakidz January 16, 2016

1800 hotline bling

That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good

He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling

by Yogirlpast5 November 3, 2015

Hotline Affect

The affect that takes place generally in a work environment that is predominately male in which the few women that are in the environment take on a much higher level of attractiveness due to the highly offset penis to vagina ratio. The women in this situation are aware of this and often act very slutty and carry themselves in a way that draws attention to their assets.

Guy #1: "Dude (woman's name) looked so hot today, I would totally fuck her in the copy room."

Guy#2: "No way man! Its the Hotline Affect blurring your vision!!"

by I am Right May 21, 2012

hotline bling

a person who you talk to on the phone, that is kind of like a booty call

Drake' is Nicki's hotline bling.

by Strylan November 10, 2015

No Hotline

Said so that a co-worker doesn't call your company's Ethics and Compliance Hotline on you after you've said something that could get you fired if it was reported.

Similar to no homo.

Hey man, the new receptionist's Facebook picture is hot. I'mma have to beat off to that shit. No Hotline.

Yo man, let's take our lunch break early today. I'm so high right now. No Hotline.

by Young Bowsk October 12, 2009

1-800-Hotline-Bling

that one thing your dumbass friend says to you everyday.

Me: Hey I heard you changed your phone number, what's your new one?
Friend: 1-800-HOTLINE-BLING.

by PussyDestoyer6969xddddd September 6, 2016

Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009