hillyard hotpocket

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.

So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

by T69broken June 15, 2014

Louisiana hotpocket

The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

by Hornyteen13 April 5, 2009

eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

42 hotpocket

the act of shitting into someone's asshole and then fucking it, named after (and allegedly practised by) "The 42 Crew", the legendary gay cruising society reputed to operate in the toilets of Trinity College Dublin.

Myles's sofa was in a shocking state this morning coz he gave Colm a 42 hotpocket on it last night.

by douche#9 February 10, 2008

Rainbow Hotpocket

When 2 lesbian or bisexuals buy some skittles, and then pour the skittles into each others vagina and eats them out, resulting in extreme pleasure and amazing taste that lasts days.

Guy1: dude me and my gf were talking about awesome uses for food.
Guy2: Really? Name your favorite.
Guy1: Well I heard about this one girl who poured skittles into her pussy and had some hot chick eat them out. I call it "the rainbow hotpocket"
Guy2: THATS FUCKING AWESOME DUDE!!!

by African Tacoman December 28, 2010

Alabama Hotpocket

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.

by rod-man April 12, 2007

alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009