When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.
by T69broken June 16, 2014
Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting
by Hornyteen13 April 05, 2009
When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom
by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016
the act of shitting into someone's asshole and then fucking it, named after (and allegedly practised by) "The 42 Crew", the legendary gay cruising society reputed to operate in the toilets of Trinity College Dublin.
by douche#9 February 10, 2008
When 2 lesbian or bisexuals buy some skittles, and then pour the skittles into each others vagina and eats them out, resulting in extreme pleasure and amazing taste that lasts days.
Guy1: dude me and my gf were talking about awesome uses for food.
Guy2: Really? Name your favorite.
Guy1: Well I heard about this one girl who poured skittles into her pussy and had some hot chick eat them out. I call it "the rainbow hotpocket"
Guy2: THATS FUCKING AWESOME DUDE!!!
Guy2: Really? Name your favorite.
Guy1: Well I heard about this one girl who poured skittles into her pussy and had some hot chick eat them out. I call it "the rainbow hotpocket"
Guy2: THATS FUCKING AWESOME DUDE!!!
by African Tacoman December 28, 2010
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
by rod-man April 08, 2007
by morgannnnn:) January 05, 2009