Texas Hotpocket

You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket

Helro! Why did you give her a texas hotpocket!

by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009

Vegan Hotpocket

Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.

by ReduxGM October 12, 2011

Quakers Hotpocket

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉

Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty

by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019

Yeahyoudummy hotpocket

In the act of screaming Yeahyoudummy and then eating a pound of bob evens mac and cheese wile pounding the rectum of you lover wile mashed potatoes are in their rectum.

Ethan gave logan a big Yeahyoudummy hotpocket

by 231gameimg August 4, 2023

Alabama HotPocket

The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.

After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.

by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 March 21, 2016

Alabama Hotpocket

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.

by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009