hoser

Canadian insult, nothing to do with hockey. As any young boy can tell you, the resemblance between a penis and a hose is obvious. Therefore anyone who is a "hoser" pisses on people, figuratively speaking

(Canayjan): "We all ponied up to buy a two-four, but Kyle deked off, and drank it himself. That hoser sure hosed us. What a hosebag." (Trans.): "We all chipped in to buy a case of beer, but Kyle stole it and drank it all by himself. That prick sure screwed us over. What a bastard."

hoser by Giacomojones January 14, 2009

hoser

1. n. A hybrid of the noun poser, a person who poses, and the noun ho, slang for a pro (prostitute). Meant to describe a posing ho.

2. v. The action of a ho...posing.

Check out that hoser, she's totally hosing at the country club.

hoser by the sec's October 8, 2009

hoser

A game term, for first person shooters, used to insult or tease a person who uses nothing but rapid firing weapons on someone using a slower firing weapon.

Aw Supaflies, ya' hoser!

hoser by Supaflies March 1, 2005

Hoser

A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.

The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?

Hoser by Farmer Diggler February 12, 2010

hoser

a male "player" who sleeps with lots of women, women who sleep around are called "hosebags"

that hoser likes to hose all the hosebags.

hoser by she-ra June 27, 2004

Hoser

Combination of calling someone a Hoe and a Loser

That girl is such a Hoser i can't believe she thinks she is cool

Hoser by pinkpan July 22, 2015

Hoser

aka Jose Russel:A guy thats overal a big time dickhead. Thinks hes a pretty big time badass and an amazing football player...well hes gonna be a junior next year...and wont play a down...a pretty big theif to...steals stuff from people on his own floor non-stop. FAG

that hoser is a real douche bag

Hoser by Douche1 April 26, 2005