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horser

Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.
Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:
by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020
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horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.
This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".
by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020
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Marble Hornets

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym
by StormDuh February 17, 2019
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horser

A person that has a horse dick
"bro u got that horser on you"?
by manthatisntman December 11, 2020
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horser

ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run
Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser
by hawk__ January 20, 2021
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shoe horned

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
by Waffletron May 2, 2016
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Mad as a hornet

When someone is beyond angry. Full of rage. Hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, "mad as a hornet".
1. Jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. Jane was mad as a hornet.

2. If someone is very upset, you ask them "are you mad as a hornet?" Their reaction will tell you how mad they are.
by Marie G the DiscoDiva October 12, 2006
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