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hoodlander

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
by MistaM. January 6, 2015
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The Hoodlands

What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV
"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands
by annoyedbytheWangstas March 26, 2009
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hooblar

ejaculating in a females face while poking her in the eye in a circular motion
"man last week this hot chick was on my dick and i hooblared that hoe."

"dude that bitch was nagging me so i hooblared her and said STFU!!!"
by ulydaking February 7, 2008
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Hoodlarge

Hoodlarge (n.)

hoŏd-lärj

When something is super popular (or "big") and gains mad attention in the hood because it's so cool and gangster, then it is "hoodlarge."
"Yo man, that jacket you're rocking is HOODlarge!"

"Peter, that party last weekend was hoodlarge!"

"Dude this burrito is sooo hoodlarge!"
by gzd-sss-pjl December 1, 2009
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hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park
Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"
by MistahTom November 25, 2005
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Hooplife

Hooplife® is a basketball brand based in the United States of America. Hooplife® first came onto the scene in the mid-2000's when a few of the products were featured in Slam and Dime Magazine (two prominent, national basketball magazines for basketball players and enthusiasts). Hooplife® manufactures and sells apparel, athletic bags, uniforms, footwear, headwear, basketballs, basketball goals, basketball equipment and accessories that compete directly against Nike, Adidas, Under Armor, etc... Hooplife® also offers services in the field of basketball training, basketball tournaments and leagues. Based in San Antonio, Texas you can find out more about the Hooplife® brand at www.hooplifebrand.net or search "Hooplife Brand" in your internet browser.
I just received my Hooplife basketball in the mail today.
by balling1974 December 4, 2019
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Houpla

An expression of dismay at another's impressive tattyswap skills.
Woo/Yay/Houpla
by Ijon Tichy May 22, 2003
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