Her Celestial Holiness

The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.

Bow before Her Celestial Holiness!

by pommy48 August 15, 2010

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

hoobin doobin

When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied

Dude 1: Dude, last night was like I dont know.

Dude 2: Dude it was fuking hoobin doobin

by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009

Blowing a Hoolie

Manx phrase meaning it's very windy.

Man walks in and the wind blows his door shut. "It's blowing a hoolie out there!"

by mrperson123 January 15, 2018

O-holing

The process of Briefly boiling Okra until it becomes slimy but still firm and placing it in the anus. The slime enters the bloodstream through the thin walls of the lower intestine and creates a hallucinogenic effect.

Made national attention after a small article in The Wichita Post Gazette was picked up by the Associated Press.

After O-holing all night, Jake was so buzzed he broke into his own car because he forgot where he put his keys. They were in his back pocket.

by Met Kendrick September 12, 2008

Haolin

A very gorgeous, brave, intelligent, energetic, loving person who really knows how to party. Always very empathic towards others. She has a proverb for every occasion and uses polysyllabic words to convey the impression of great erudition. Haolin hates the monarchy and tries to convert everyone she meets. She is also a snob who looks down on those who can't appreciate fine art. Has a bad habit of making 'funny' quips after every joint. Haolin's heavily allergic to entertainers and is fascinated by smarties. But there's nothing she likes more than a good mystery. And there's nobody better in the world than a good Haolin.

Aren't you bringing some forties to Haolin's party?

by unbalancedstark November 24, 2019

hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

by twigboy22 May 27, 2010