Hooker Palace

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy

Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.

by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.

by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.

“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”

by Harry Michas July 25, 2008

hookah head

A hookah head is a special, unique individual that loves a good conversation and is easy to talk to on just about any topic over a hookah sech. they are great listeners(as long as you do not feed them alcohol)and can be insightful(for they are deep ponderers). Although, they can also get caught up in a "mind dream" aka "lala land" from to much alone pondering hookah seshs. Over all they are just as compassionate and loving people as they are to there beautiful(most likely given a personal name for-)hookah.

mark-Hey have you heard of that DJ DreadWolf?
jan- Yea hes a total hookah head. heard hes ganna try and make his own brand.
mark- I'll totally buy some if he did.
jan- Totally, me too.

by thatchickcorin October 15, 2014

Hookering

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020

Hookers Dozen

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.

Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

by Hugh G Rexshun July 3, 2012