horseshit

as opposed to bullshit, which expresses judgement on shallow, insensible, and false ideas, horseshit puts more emphasis on the speaker's distress about the message just received

From "Where's Poppa?" (1971)

Mrs Hocheiser (senile, and seemingly annoyed at the presence of Louise Callan, a nurse to take care of her): "Who is she?"

Gordon Hocheiser (to his mother): "Mom, she's here to help us."(silently) "I'm warning you, mom."

Louise (pushing Gordon to the kitchen) "Gordon, you just get things started! (to Mrs Hocheiser): "We're going to just have a nice evening!"

Mrs. Hocheiser (asides, silently) "Horseshit ...

by capitaine haddoque November 21, 2012

Honest Abe

Honest Abe is a term used to announce that you are about to, or are in the process of releasing a silent but deadly fart.

While driving home Mark yelled out "Honest Abe" allowing me ample time to roll down my window. He really is a stand up guy.

by Big Trash January 21, 2013

honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!"

by jimbo May 13, 2005

to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

lez be honest

A.) When a girl claims she's straight but everyone knows otherwise.

B.)Straight girls making lesbian decisions.

A.)"I don't like girls stop saying that!!!"
"Lez be honest, you'd probably fuck her harder than I would."

B.)"Did you see Kim kiss Courtney last night?"
"Lez be honest bro, they both gay."

by dizzlec September 29, 2011

horseshit

Horeshit is really the same as bullshit, but less cliched and therefore slightly more provocative.

The presidential election is a bunch of horseshit about lipstick on pigs rather debating the real issues.

by r91325 October 28, 2008

hold your horses

Another way of saying "slow down" or "stop." Usually used when someone is being hasty about something and a wiser person says "Hold your horses!" to make them stop and think. Encourages someone to have caution.

Based on the times when people used wagons or carriages, and when they needed to keep them under control they would need to literally hold the horses back from running.

"Hold your horses," said Joe, "you don't know when the movie even starts."

by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004