Homsar

military slang; short for homosexual seargent.

private:"blow me behind the barracks tonight homsar?"
homsar:"fuck you,you little weasel! get that peach out of your ass aand go get me a cup of coffee!!!!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun April 18, 2003

Homsar

1. A wonderfully crazy little egg-shaped schizophrenic on homestarrunner.com with a morphing bowler hat who's apparently from the southern United States.
2. Possibly the great uncle of Homestar Runner.
3. Anyone who makes utterly pointless remarks.

"Daaaaahahahahaha, when can we start the Jeffersons?"
"Carmel corn for president please!"
"Ahahahahym the human wedgie!"
"Hey dude, see that guy over there? That's Nick. Don't even try to talk to him, he's a real Homsar."

by Gregor the Mad Wanderer July 5, 2005

Homsar

He was killed by a heavy lourde.

Hey Homsar!

Yeah, what is it Strong Bad?

by Rob September 17, 2003

Homsar

Probably Homestar's brother or relative, with his underbite, body-shape and name-resemblance. Owns a transforming hat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

Homsar

Does what he's told.

Taster's Choice

by theymightberyan January 27, 2003

Homsar

and he dresses up as wimpy and ghost dog for halloween.

And also with you

by An-tar March 16, 2003

Homsar

1.Song from the 60s
2.Raised by a cup of coffee
3.Was the pride of the peaches
4.Captain of the gravy train
That pretty much sums up the lil guy who runs around calling people strange names, he also can't really talk properly.

...I'm the captain of the Gravy Train! Brought my favorite flower: bassoooooooon! Sure beats breakin' up with meeeee...

by laurstanz August 8, 2003