holosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)

Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

by Certified Holosexual August 1, 2015

raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.

by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004

Homo's Law

The subjective notion that the number of available gay men for dating in another city, state or country is greater than the pool of available gay men in that person's location.

Karsh: "I just found a cute guy in Outer Mongolia!"

Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"

Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."

Dre: "Homo's Law."

by Karsh and Dre August 12, 2007

Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.

Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!

by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

homosizing

When you make a normal every day action overly gay.

Jay was homosizing Jacob yesterday when he turned a pat in the back into a handjob.

by BasicWhiteGuyJohn March 21, 2019

Strobin’ Hobos

The acting of putting a strobe light in the eyes of homeless persons while asking him to leave your property.

Hey Jack, sorry I missed your call. I was strobin’ hobos in my yard so they won’t steal my goats.

by StrobinHobos77 May 9, 2018

Hobosexual

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005