The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

The best site you'll ever go to is www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html. It features Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. :D Mainly Strong Bad though, checking his email.

www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html is my favorite website ever!

by Strong Bad April 14, 2003

www.homestarrunner.net

A song from the sixties

meh!

by TrogDor July 1, 2003

Homestar Runner

The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.

"I'm Homestaw Wunnow, and this is a website!"-Homestar Runner

by dpo June 21, 2004

Homestar Runner

A pale faced, slow- thinking, but loveable creature who wears a beanie and red shirt with a star on it. Known for his speech impediment, love for melonade, and acting in a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercial. See also Marzipan, Strong Bad, and somebody get this freaking duck away from me

Example: Homestar Runner says "Welcome to Homestar Wunner dot net. 'It's dot com!'"

by Nicolle August 9, 2003

This does not look good for Homestar Runner

A bleak situation.

I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by MoonKnight January 26, 2003

Homestar Runner

Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.

"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"

"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"

"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"

by Wubbzy February 11, 2004