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HumanCentipublican

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.
We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.
by The HumanCenticrat February 20, 2012
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Hoemance

A relationship between two straight females that may lead others to believe they are a couple. Usually involves kissing when alcohol is present.
"Whoa, get a few drinks in them and Bri and Megan are all over each other."

"Yeah, that's because they have a Hoemance. It's unlike any other"
by janexbang February 25, 2009
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Homancing

Homancing: (verb) the act of romancing a known promiscuous individual into sexual relations under the guise of a traditional romantic relationship.
Guy 1: Are you really dating her? She's such a slut!
Guy 2: Nah. I'm just homancing her for a bit.

I'm not really interested in dating her so much as I am in homancing her for a while.

Mom: Use'em for sex girls. Use'em for sex. Homance'em and leave.
by Jajen2003 September 21, 2010
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HumancentiPad

2 or more individuals conjoined mouth to anus, with an iphone taped onto the forehead of the first one, and an iPad taped the last one's ass. Now the iPad can walk and read.
person 1: hey have you seen the humancentiPad episode on southpark??
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt
by thefucktardbitch May 25, 2011
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Hoemance

An epic lifelong friendship between two girls. Like a bromance, but more awesome and feminine.
Simone and Emma have the most epic hoemance ever.
by livingtoofarfrommybff December 16, 2010
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Hoemance

The equivalent of a bromance, but for girls
Jenna and Kayla had such a strong hoemance
Kayla, Hannah, Kayla and Monique have a hoemance
by Kaykkkk January 14, 2011
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Hoemance

When two girls are very good friends. Does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. Based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it's about boys.
Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.
by Tikibarberfan March 9, 2010
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