Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Andrew Honer

Andrew Honer is a big dick energy Mormon boi. His parents hate him but love his friends. If you know a mad lad named Andrew Honer you want to bink his moms cooter

Wow Andrew Honer is so annoying, I only go to his house for his blazing hot fake booby mom

by Andrewshotmom56 September 23, 2019

Mr Horner

That fit but strict PE teacher who gives more shits about the right trousers for PE than a student with a broken neck

JIMMEH: DuDe i have Mr Horner for PE
KENNETH: ShIt MaN do you have trousers with no logo, 100% black?
JIMMEH: No..
KENNETH: consider yourself dead

by poopypoopystink September 12, 2021

hooner

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

by Bibs August 31, 2006

howner

A word commonly used (by some) to describe the following
emo
scene kid
etc.
Often a "howner" will sing his/her little emo songs in a whiney voice.... causing the audience to subtley put their fingers into their ears....

Or... an insult. For anything.

*emo kid sat in the corner with an out of tune guitar singing*

Howner: (singing) "swwwwiiinngliifeeeaawwayyy"

Others: "oh my god... stop being such a howner"
or..... "OH my god... stop howning"

Alternative...

*at someone* "you howner"

by xx_Rach_xx August 16, 2007

hooner

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

by mightlife January 18, 2009

hornery

Someone who is both cranky and horny.

Well ain't III hornery this morning

by Klunk February 4, 2004