A “hoebear” is a nickname for your man when he’s been very naughty. He doesn’t want to admit that he has done anything kinky, but you can see it in his eyes and know what he has done. The “hoe” part represents the man’s actions and the “bear” is the symbolism of the man being tough and acting as if nothing happened.
“So, did you have fun last night?”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”
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