When you're in a zone and you're only able to hear what your mind is focused on. Others think you're ignoring them when they talk but the truth is they failed to gain your attention first.
My wife swears I was ignoring her but I have selective hearing, my attention was on the TV and I was completely unaware she was talking to me.
by Zoned all the way out November 24, 2021
Get the Selective hearing mug.when a person only hears or thinks he hears you when you make a gay or homosexual remarks about you, himself, or those around him
Friend 1: "hey tim you wanna go bowling with me and alyshia tonight?
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing
what friend 2 heard :"gosh all I really want is a big fat cock up my gay ass"
friend 2 has Selective Gay Hearing
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That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.
by Moggsy James July 1, 2010
Get the Hearing Aid Beige mug.In India, hoarding also refers to an advertising billboard. Given the big size of the billboard and because it "hoards" the attention of the audience, it is called a HOARDING. Hoardings are found in cities, on tall buildings, roadsides etc. They are the most effective way of outdoor branding and advertising. Given the size of a hoarding it is easily noticeable and leaves a lasting impression on the mind of the viewer.
WDsoft.in is an accomplished hoarding design company in pune.
Hoarding is the best outdoor advertising channel.
Hoardings tarnish the beauty of the cities.
Hoarding advertisements are overwhelming.
Hoarding is the best outdoor advertising channel.
Hoardings tarnish the beauty of the cities.
Hoarding advertisements are overwhelming.
by WDsoft.in October 23, 2018
Get the hoarding mug.George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.
Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
by silverlemur December 9, 2008
Get the Hearing-AIDS mug.Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
by pabslo September 22, 2007
Get the soap opera hearing mug.The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.
"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".
by SenoritaCynthia February 4, 2010
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