hoplophobe

An irrational fear of weapons, generally guns, usually occuring as a result of a liberal upbringing or the fact that the person is just a wimp in general. Rather than deal with the fear said hoplophobe will assign human characteristics to a weapon ie "guns are evil" or "guns kill" to justify the fear rather than deal with the core problem of being a sissy.

Due to his aversion to weapons, all the the police could do for young Seth the hoplophobe was chalk his cold dead body out on the floor as he had no defense for the thug that broke into his one bedroom apartment in San Fran, the policed noted the irony in the fact that the killer had scored three hits in the "O" portion of Seth's OBAMA 08 T-shirt.

by DVick October 22, 2008

Hoppo Boppo

H O P P O B O P P O

"Hoppo Boppo?" "H O P P O B O P P O"

by YesTheCap June 12, 2018

Hopoate Hitchhiker

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.

Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.

by toosoon July 12, 2009

Liam Hopwood

the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.

- from the most adoring wife

jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

HOPOs

Hammer-ons and Pull-offs. The term is originally created by Guitar Hero fans and is now applicable to Rock Band as well.

The HOPOs in Guitar Hero 3 are a little ridiculous.

by tracyface February 10, 2008

Hopoate

Also known as a 'Hopo'

To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).

that poof was trying to give him a hopo!

by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

hoplophile

Someone with an irrational love of, or fetish for, weaponry (especially firearms). From the Greek "hoplon" meaning armaments, and "philia" meaning love or intense friendship.

Watch out for that weird guy with the NRA Sticker on his 4x4, he looks like he might be a hoplophile!

by Norman T. Choir December 18, 2011