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zero to Hitler

How long it takes before Hitler is mentioned, especially in an online argument.
This thread went from zero to Hitler in a mere three posts!
by Persona November 6, 2005
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Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
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Hitler

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet !
Oh boy Hitler is my favourite person !
by Scranielle October 18, 2020
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Hitler's Stealth Fighter

When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl
when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter
by t money 69 July 16, 2010
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Hitler Particles

A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.
We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles.
by Gr00vyDuke December 18, 2022
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Hitler Rants Parodies

Generous to people, bonding everyone cost together on every platform to his existence. Planning on getting married to Jeejeesh. He is loving, kind, generous, caring and selfless.
"Hitler Rants Parodies HRP is definitely someone you want to talk to on Discord."
by List of random definitions. December 19, 2017
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hitler did nothing wrong

Hitler did nothing wrong, he just saved germany at all cost.
also Hitler loved Pandas, Who doesn't love Pandas?!
i just think hitler did nothing wrong.
ikr pandas are cool
by PandaIsCool July 22, 2016
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